Marathon has just concluded its Server Slam beta period ahead of its full launch on March 5, and developer Bungie has prepared a delectable array of statistics to commemorate a weekend spent well on killing your friends and churning burgers. According to a stats summary video from Bungie, Marathon players killed a shocking 9,152,844 enemy Runners during the game's Server Slam – "Runner" being the polite name for the bio-synthetic shells Marathon players use as their characters. Even more impressive, Server Slam players also destroyed 129,160,928 PvE bots from the abandoned UESC colony ship – though I'm not sure how they had time for all that while also extracting 384,866 drinkable cheeseburgers. Marathon's server slam sees 143,000 concurrent Steam players so far, which isn't far behind Arc Raiders' own server slam Marathon is the third-best-selling game on Steam after its big server slam, trailing Resident Evil Requiem When does the Marathon server slam end and what rewards do you get for playing? "Just sharing a liquid burger with your bro," fantasizes one player on Reddit. Despite the name, drinkable burgers are not actually drinkable in Marathon. Neither is the gray watery, premium tick milk, of which Server Slam players extracted 145,822 times, which is also simply sold as a valuable. Bungie continues to reveal interesting stats, like the fact that Assassin was the most popular Runner shell, while the Rook scavenger class was "deployed" 997,950 times, leading to a tragic total of 549,445 Rook deaths. But players don't seem to be getting hung up on any of it. They have burgers now. "'Everything runs on drinkable cheeseburger, or nothing runs at all,'" summarizes another. Marathon is the third-best-selling game on Steam after its big server slam, only trailing Resident Evil Requiem and Valve's eternal Counter-Strike.