In a galaxy far, far away, five men with a combined 30-pack of abs want you to help you get railed in Jupiter. I mean, they want to sail away with you to Jupiter in the upcoming 2nd Anniversary Celebration update for otome ARPG Love and Deepspace. The enormously popular gacha game with 50 million downloads will release Version 5.0 on December 31, so that you can begin 2026 having been called "kitten" by your sexy kidnapper at least a couple times. Except, now, the kidnapper Sylus, stepbrother Caleb, unethical Dr. Zayne, merman Rafayel, and fallen star Xavier will likely moan sweet somethings into your iPhone while acting out their own horny version of Star Wars. "In Cosmic Year 1," begins a star-speckled teaser trailer for Version 5.0, "humanity, amid the boundless cosmos, established a home in the Alore Galaxy. Thus, the Cosmic Empire was born." World's most popular horny RPG with over 50 million downloads gives up on decorum in "divine" update that's probably illegal somewhere: "WAITT WHATT??? FROM BEHINDD?" After an open-world RPG, a turn-based JRPG, and multiple action RPGs, Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail dev announces new life sim Petit Planet, which looks like Animal Crossing except your town is a whole galaxy Humanity ascends as the latest Nier: Automata collab has 2B sit on your desktop in DLC for a Steam app that thousands of people use every second Version 5.0 [2nd Anniversary Celebration] will be released on Dec. 31. Tune in for the Special Program coming soon!✨Follow @Love_Deepspace and Repost with hashtag #LADS2ndAnniversary for a chance to win $50 (5 winners).In Cosmic Year 1, humanity established the Cosmic Empire… pic.twitter.com/MxL1tR46pcDecember 23, 2025 Version 5.0 [2nd Anniversary Celebration] will be released on Dec. 31. Tune in for the Special Program coming soon!✨Follow @Love_Deepspace and Repost with hashtag #LADS2ndAnniversary for a chance to win $50 (5 winners).In Cosmic Year 1, humanity established the Cosmic Empire… pic.twitter.com/MxL1tR46pcDecember 23, 2025 Version 5.0 [2nd Anniversary Celebration] will be released on Dec. 31. Tune in for the Special Program coming soon!✨Follow @Love_Deepspace and Repost with hashtag #LADS2ndAnniversary for a chance to win $50 (5 winners).In Cosmic Year 1, humanity established the Cosmic Empire… pic.twitter.com/MxL1tR46pcDecember 23, 2025 But before you get flashbacks to the Galactic Civil War, developer Infold promises you'll soon be anointed Empress of the Cosmic Empire amid spaceship fighters in the blueberry galaxy. And "Before a Dominant Will, Even the Cosmos Bows," as a 2nd Anniversary tagline proclaims. Based on an ongoing event in which Caleb lets you fondle his naked boob while he fries bacon, I have to assume "Cosmos" is a metaphor here. "I'm ready," says a fan reaction on Twitter with over 1,000 likes. Evil otome game that tracks my period adds rail shooter where you murder Pokemon-style pets for love, and everyone's a lot more shirtless than you'd think.